Friday, November 12, 2004

Crafting Horrors

A favorite Friday afternoon only-an-hour-to-go-at-work activity is to scan Hoffmandis for new cross stitch patterns. Today's winner is entitled

Pushing Up Daisies



What morbid serial killer thought up this treasure? Look! I see Squeaky and Tweety and Rover and Goldy and Fluffy and Boxy and Fabio -- all artistically laying upside-down in their little pet cemetary while a cheerful daisy alphabet grows and butterflies taunt them from the land of the living.

I'll be hanging this one right next to my homage to Lizzie Borden.


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4 comments:

  1. Margaret6:13 PM

    I vote for pattern #1~~nothing like cross stiching the family pets taking a dirt nap and pushing up dasies!

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  2. Anonymous10:52 PM

    hmm, where to start?
    I love the cross stitch of death!
    I loved the SouthPark before the election, because I pretty much felt that was the choice between the TS and the GD months ago...
    I'm glad that Fabio has settled down since he made that other rabbit "happy" bwah!
    I believe in Red Pens. They were freely used, and approval at home was granted only when the red pen wrote 100% or "A". It is my opinion that a reason why 37% of my fellow TunaLaw Grads failed The Test is because they didn't have enough red pens in their backgrounds.
    When is the Saint-Saens?

    brad

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  3. nlk2:06 PM

    I've not picked up cross stitch in an embarassingly long time.

    But these designs really tempt me...

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  4. Anonymous8:20 AM

    I must be really warped - Pushing up Daisies made me laugh out loud! It's going on my Christmas list *evil laugh*.....
    BSTuna

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