Four Little Words

The following are a list of words you would most likely never hear me say in a sentence, unless I was describing somebody else, like, say, BSTuna, for example.



1. Cute

2. Brown

3. Shoes

4. Socks



1. I never use the word cute. Unless it is in reference to a baby animal.

Or a baby baby.

2. I do not wear dirt colors. Ever.

3. Shoes are of the devil, and I only wear them because it's cold outside, and society dictates that I do so.

4. Ditto. Socks' only redeeming quality is that they are hidden by pants.



So when I tell you that today I am wearing CUTE BROWN SHOES and SOCKS THAT TOTALLY, UTTERLY and REDUNDANTLY MATCH BOTH EACH OTHER AS WELL AS MY PANTS you should be quite astounded. Because I am. And it's true. And I'll most likely never say that sentence about myself again. Ever.





The holy shoes of cuteness. But mine are brown, not hot pink.