Thursday, April 01, 2004

FEAR THE TUNA
APRIL FOOLS 2004
Played on: TinyTuna
Prank: No school due to a foot of snow.
Believed? Yes.

Played on: TinyTuna
Prank: No school due to a water problem and the pipes all blew up.
Believed? Yes.

Played on: TinyTuna
Prank: Deer in our driveway
Believed? No. I started laughing.

Played on: TinyTuna
Prank: Fabio had baby bunnies!
Believed? No. She was starting to get the hang of it.

APRIL FOOLS 2003
Played on: TinyTuna
Prank: No School. Snowday!
Believed? Yes.

MISCELLANEOUS
Played on: Little Brother Tuna
Prank: Called the police when he wouldn't eat his cereal.
Believed? Yes. On two separate occasions, no less!

Played on: Little Brother Tuna
Prank: Taste a spoonful of vanilla -- it's yummy!
Believed? Yes. MPF abounded.

Played on: Little Brother Tuna
Prank: My retainer was carved out of the roof of my mouth
Believed? Yes. See MPF above.

Played on: Friends at the U
Prank: 17-year old overdue library book. Fined $1200 for failure to "renew on the phone"
Believed? Yes. HoooBoy!

Played on: Professional Opera Singers during performance of "Carmen"
Prank: The Gypsy chorus had too much time and not enough to do. Resulted in unmentionables being placed in the cooking pot, not to mention adult magazines being sold during the bullfight scene.
Believed? They had a choice??

Lastly, in honor of Eddie Izzard, I'm sad to announce that Engelbert Humperdinck died.
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shakes head seriously yes
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shakes head no
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shakes head yes again
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