Friday, August 24, 2007

Friday's Feast

More like Friday's Brunch. Be warned: several non-answers ahead.

Appetizer: Say there's a book written about your life. Who would you want to narrate the audio version?
GreenTuna: There's a book written about my life.
Ok, I couldn't resist. If it's written about my life I suppose it might be a bit odd to have a male narrator, though that seems a narrow view to take. My male choices would be James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman. Nothing like an eloquent rich-voiced African-American Man to tell the tale of a pasty-faced white girl. My female choices would be Dame Judy Dench (nothing like the eloquent and crisply enunciated lilt of a Knighted British actress) or maybe Susan Sarandon. Just because.


Soup: Take the letters from from your favorite kind of nut and write a sentence (Example: Perhaps every avenue needs understanding today).

asorry,
ltoo
mearly
ofor
nword
dgames

(first letter of each word being silent)


Salad: If you could go back in time and spend one week in another decade, which decade would you choose?
I've already spent so much time in several of them. Do I really need to take a 7-day Mulligan?


Main Course: Name a song that brings back memories for you
Too many from which to choose. Being a singer, my life is one big song catalog, and there are multiple songs for practically every occasion. Even the Star Spangled Banner has a Tuna-twinged history, though to be honest, I personally do not recall said events.


Dessert: Do you prefer to wash your hands in cold water or warm water?
Depends. If I'm hot, I prefer cold. If I'm cold, I prefer hot. Mostly, I prefer clean and wet.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:23 AM

    I almost chose James Earl Jones, but then I went with others instead. Great Feast. Silent letters, hmph.

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  2. Anonymous10:39 AM

    love your soup take on the whole thing. Great answers. Susan Sarandon would be an interesting choice of narration.

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  3. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Morgan Freeman is a great Actor!! What a good choice. Happy Friday.

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  4. LOVED your almond sentence... lol

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  5. Anonymous11:59 AM

    ROFL - That is one heck of a feast! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

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