Friday's Feast

It's the I'm-so-bored-at-work-I'm-going-into-a-coma version of Friday's Feast. Sit down and help yourself to a large plate of QWERTY....

Appetizer: Name an actor or actress you think is totally underappreciated.
Hands down, TinyTuna. There is no bigger MEL in MELODRAMA than this kid. She can turn on the charm, or the evil, or the funny or the angst faster than anyone I know, and with pinpoint precision. Sadly for her, I am immune to her fits and swoons, and she has to practice her craft those more gullible than I.


Soup: Impress us by using a big word in a sentence.
"Those who have to rely on all things sesquipedalian to impress others most likely have a Napoleonic complex, small shoe sizes and drive Hummers.


Salad: What is something inanimate that you've given a name to (such as a pet rock)?
...we're sorry to interrupt this Friday's Feast. GreenTuna read this question and fell into a fit of hysterics as she thought of inappropriate answer after inappropriate answer. Since she is a mother of an impressionable TinyTuna, it wouldn't be prudent to dump all these anvil-like witticisms into The Internets, because it would clog the tubes and then Senator Ted Stevens (R-AL) wouldn't receive his Internets until next week, because the Internet is not a truck.

Ok, Ok, I'll answer: Fred, Ginger and Malva.


Main Course: What color would best represent your personality and why?
Green of course.
With a Yellow Shirt.
Why?
Why not?

Dessert: Fill in the blanks: ____________ is so ____________.
There are lots of things that are so wonderfully and deliciously so.....
The fun is finding them for yourself.
Now, go outside and play.