Friday's Feast

Time to kick-start this blog back into a functioning mess of nouns and verbs. It's time for a Friday Feast Pictorial.

Appetizer: What is your favorite beverage?

Day-time?

Brown, fizzy, diet and caffeine-free, if possible.

Night-time?
Yummy, Lemonady, Mikey Goodness.
I. Like. Mike(s).

Soup: Name Three Things that are on your computer desk at home or work.

Two Large Yellow Plush Guardian Peeps
Sitting on an Electric Pencil Sharpener

One large bottle of Goo-Gone.
Because Goo Sucks.

Forget my friend, Flicka.
This is my friend, Ichapod.
But this picture isn't my Ichapod, because seriously,
Song 6 of 15? Who has only 15 songs?

Salad: On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the highest),
how honest do you think you are?

I figured I'm a 3.1416, but then again, I like pie. Then, my friend Homer said that on the honesty scale, I was a DOH! (Oh dear!)

Main Course: If you could change the name of one city in the world,
what would you rename it, and why?

My boyfriend, Google tells me a good candidate would be

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Although technically not the world record holder for long names, it IS Welsh, so you know there had to have been some serious drinking and hymn-shouting afoot when it was named. Although I'm not sure I am up to the task of renaming an entire city, I think maybe

Dwynwen

who not only is the Welsh Patron Saint of Lovers, she managed to get her spurned love turned into a block of ice and then wrangled up some sacred fortune telling eels who could predict the future of a potential romantic relationships. You don't mess with the Welsh, people.

Dessert: What stresses you out? What calms you down?

Stressful Coming up with a decent blog after being a 2+ week slacker.
Stressful Consulting a well full of sacred fortune telling eels.
Stressful Discovering they changed the song from "How are things in Glocca Morra" to "How are things in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

Calming Fuzzy, Softy, Guardian Peeps
Calming iChapod
Calming Goo-Gone (Because Goo Sucks)
Calming Mikes, Mikes, and More Mikes.