Of course, it's not blueberry pie, which would be 95% gone because I would save the last 5% for NephewTuna who also LOVES blueberry pie. And it's not mincemeat (MPF!!) which would be 100% gone because I would rather feed it to a roving band of rabid badgers rather than have it in my house.
But it's still PIE. So, it's good enough for me.
Thanks to Mensch for the heads up. I LIKE PIE.