Yeah, I know. It's mid-afternoon. Think of it as a Friday's Snack...
Appetizer: What snack do you like to get when you go to the movies?
Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Even if you just ate dinner? Popcorn. Even if you really aren't hungry? Popcorn. Even if you are going to eat dinner afterwards? Popcorn. Movies aren't movies without popcorn. And WOE to anyone who throws candy or chocolate or anything else except butter or 100% hydrogenated (nothing found in nature here) butter flavored topping into my pristine popcorn. There is a REASON they sell candy in a box, and that's to keep it SEPARATE from other things.
Soup: What year did you start using the Internet?
Right after Al invented it.
Salad: What is your first name in Pig Latin?
Main Course: Name something you are picky about.
See huge rant above about WOE and throwing candy or chocolate or anything else except butter or 100% hydrogenated (nothing found in nature here) butter flavored topping into my popcorn. This might be the tip of the iceberg of an entire food-touching issue, which, just to make things clear, means hot foods need to stay with hot foods, cold foods need stay with cold foods, and runny foods need their own damn country or at least a bowl so the dinner plate doesn't turn into a nuclear mess. I don't think of that as picky. I think of that as preserving the integrity of the meal.
Dessert: Fill in the blanks: I ___ ___ yesterday and I ___ ___ today.
I taught others yesterday and I taught myself today.