Finders, Keepers

Rappy puts on her winter coat and finds $30. I put on my fall coat and find a bag of Hershey Kisses with Almonds. Where did these come from? Why do I have them? I have no recollection, Senator, but personally, I'd rather have the $30.

My junk email thinks I need to find a lot of things: Enlarged body parts, wireless video cameras, insurance, better mortgage rates, my old classmates (Good Lord, why on earth would I want to find THEM?), more money working from home, etc. etc. etc.. The newest one to add to the list is ... Christian Singles. I get junk with subject headings like, "I saw YOU in Church today!" Singles email is always a little creepy, but somehow it seems if you need God as bait -- well, I think I'll be finding love elsewhere, thank you very much.