In what can only be described as the most creative excuse of the day, Ashlee Simpson, who got caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live this past weekend, blamed the entire mess on.....
Seriously. I just hope she realizes the next time she needs an excuse, it's going to have to top this one. Maybe it will be "My Dog Ate My Esophagus".
Link: (Sorry, Beelzebub says "Cut and Paste, Yo")