With a scant 45 minutes to go, I feel the need to mark the mumblemumble anniversary of Mensch's 29th birthday. The nice thing about being an evil twin is I know exactly how you feel. Never fear, mumblemumbleYearsOld isn't so bad. Grab yourself a box of crackers and a Slim Jim (or maybe a Slim Jim) and party like it's 1999...plus 5.
Have a Happy, Happy Birthday!