When was the last time I did a Friday Feast? For. Ever. Ago. That's when.
What's for grub?
Appetizer: What is your favorite kind of pie?
Ha! And again I say, HA! I didn't even know this was the first question before I started. Well, of course, everybody knows my LEAST FAVORITE MINCE-PIE-FACE-PIE is Mince. My most favorite? Mostest mostest MOSTEST favorite? Blueberry, baby. I've had a birthday blueberry pie instead of cake for as long as I can remember. I also like just about every other pie you can think of (apple, cherry, peach, chocolate cream, key lime, coconut cream, banana cream, etc. etc.) except Rhubarb. That face is just as bad as Mince. And if anybody tells you all you need is Strawberries and then it tastes good ... it's a LIE.
Added yummy points if you always say Pah, Pah, Pah, Pah, PAH like you're Andy Griffith.
Soup: Name something that made you smile this week
Well, there was the God owning a fridge thing, there was TeenTuna being super happy and relaxed back at camp, and there was a phone call inviting me to go up north today while Scout does a gig. I'm a roadie!
Salad: What do you do to cool off when the weather is hot and humid?
You know, if I stopped all normal activity every time the weather was hot and humid (which in Michigan tends to be all summer) I'd get nothing done. What do I do? What I usually do. But maybe I do it a little slower and with a bit more youthful glow. If that doesn't work, I just turn the hose on myself. It works.
Main Room: You receive $1000 in the mail that says you can only redecorate one room in your house. Which room do you pick, and what do you buy to spruce it up?
I pick my living room, and then I go to the store and buy a case of Mikes, a side of beef and the best flame-thrower in town. I invite all my friends over and we have a party while we set my living room rug on fire. Not only would be it be a huge improvement, there would be Mikes, so everyone would be happy no matter what it looked like.
Dessert: Fill in the blanks: My _____ says _____, but I ______.
My weather icon says Mostly Sunny, 79, but I keep looking for a hose because it's hot and humid.