Friday, August 24, 2007

Friday's Feast

More like Friday's Brunch. Be warned: several non-answers ahead.

Appetizer: Say there's a book written about your life. Who would you want to narrate the audio version?
GreenTuna: There's a book written about my life.
Ok, I couldn't resist. If it's written about my life I suppose it might be a bit odd to have a male narrator, though that seems a narrow view to take. My male choices would be James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman. Nothing like an eloquent rich-voiced African-American Man to tell the tale of a pasty-faced white girl. My female choices would be Dame Judy Dench (nothing like the eloquent and crisply enunciated lilt of a Knighted British actress) or maybe Susan Sarandon. Just because.


Soup: Take the letters from from your favorite kind of nut and write a sentence (Example: Perhaps every avenue needs understanding today).

asorry,
ltoo
mearly
ofor
nword
dgames

(first letter of each word being silent)


Salad: If you could go back in time and spend one week in another decade, which decade would you choose?
I've already spent so much time in several of them. Do I really need to take a 7-day Mulligan?


Main Course: Name a song that brings back memories for you
Too many from which to choose. Being a singer, my life is one big song catalog, and there are multiple songs for practically every occasion. Even the Star Spangled Banner has a Tuna-twinged history, though to be honest, I personally do not recall said events.


Dessert: Do you prefer to wash your hands in cold water or warm water?
Depends. If I'm hot, I prefer cold. If I'm cold, I prefer hot. Mostly, I prefer clean and wet.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I almost chose James Earl Jones, but then I went with others instead. Great Feast. Silent letters, hmph.

Anonymous said...

love your soup take on the whole thing. Great answers. Susan Sarandon would be an interesting choice of narration.

Anonymous said...

Morgan Freeman is a great Actor!! What a good choice. Happy Friday.

Jen said...

LOVED your almond sentence... lol

Anonymous said...

ROFL - That is one heck of a feast! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.