Appetizer: How are you today?
I yam what I yam. Therefore, I must be Popeye. Pass the spinach.
Soup: Name three television shows you watch regularly.
The only thing I do with any regularity is
Salad: What is the scariest weather you've experienced?
Sure, everybody is going to say hurricanes or earthquakes or typhoons or smog or something like that. But be honest -- isn't the scariest weather one where the sky is crystal clear, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and you have A HUMONGOUS TEST and need a snow day in the worst way? Yes, I thought so too.
Main Course: If you could wake up tomorrow in another country, where would you want to be?
Munich, Germany. It's the last weekend of Oktoberfest. All I would need are my pajamas and a toothbrush and I'd be good to go.
Dessert: What do you usually wear to sleep?
A look of utter exhaustion. And pajamas: