It's the uninspired, too-tired to think, too-full from lunch edition of Friday Feast. I haven't even looked at the questions yet...let's hope they're good.
Appetizer: Name a great website you would recommend to others.
Oh no you don't. The "say which one you love the best" isn't going to work with me. I can't pick a favorite. I can't pick a best. If I pick a popular culture one, I'll look like an idiot. If I pick a snobbish education one, I'll look like a snobbish educator. If I pick mine, I'll just look pathetic. So my recommendation? Go to Google and pick your own. It's not like there aren't eleventy-five bazillion out there ready to suck the minutes out of your life, like this one. Or this one. Or this one over here.
Soup: On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the highest) how often do you dream at night?
Do people really keep track of these things? Heck, I can't even find two matching shoes much less tally my dreams.
Salad: Did you have a pet as a child? If so, what kind and what was it's name?
Oh boy. Now, here's a REAL question. Over the years The Tuna clan's pet menagerie has included cats, dogs, hamsters, guinea pigs, mice (yuck), fish, hermit crabs, turtles and an alligator. I've probably forgotten several, but those were some of the more memorable. The names were all over the map, but there wasn't a Fido, Rover, Rex or Princess in the bunch. And the alligator? Way too cool to have a name.
Main Course: If you had a chance to star in a commercial, what would you choose to advertise?
Some sort of wonderful device that instantaneously kills all commercials, otherwise known as an OFF BUTTON.
Dessert: What is your favorite kind of hard candy?