Time for a mid-morning Friday's Feast. So long as it's not Mince Pie (MPF!) I'll be fine. Let's find out what's for grub.
Appetizer: How much money do you plan to spend this upcoming holiday season?
No. No. No. Halloween was 2 days ago. There shall be no discussion of holidays and spending until the day after Thanksgiving, which must be followed by the 21 days of denial, the ending of which is celebrated by the weekend festival of Panicmas, where we offer praises to St. Procrastination. Or we would, if we had any time. Or money.
Soup: What was the last television show you watched, and was it good?
Technically the last show I watched the the news this morning. Was it good? Uh...is it ever good? If you mean a real honest-to-goodness TV show, the last show I actually watched start to finish was South Park. Was it good? Oh yes.
Salad: If you had to paint the walls of your living room tomorrow, what color would you choose?
Well, if I HAD to paint them tomorrow, they'd be pink and sand and white ... because if I HAD to paint them tomorrow, that's all the paint I have laying around in the basement.
Main Course: Name something clever or practical you have thought of that should be invented, but hasn't yet.
A good answer to this question.
Dessert: List three things you would like to receive as gifts this upcoming holiday seasons.