I've Got a Little List

Things I'm Not Going To Write About Today

• The Fiscal Cliff
• Royal Baby - Singular Edition
• Royal Babies - Speculative Plural Edition
• The Weather - Too Hot Edition
• The Weather - Too Cold Edition
• Santa
• Elves
• Reindeer
• Christmas Cookie Power Ranking
• The Atrocious State of Spelling and Grammar on the Internet
• Why I've Never Seen A Single Episode of Downton Abbey
• Internet Trolls
• Politics
• Lost Socks
• Cats
• Inflatable Christmas Decorations, or, Why is Santa in a Snowglobe?
• Skype - Or, How to Look Like a Murderer In One Easy Step
• Haiku Poetry. Creativity Abounds. Counting is a Must.
• I'm Trying to Like Doctor Who like the other cool kids, but So Far the Jury of me is Bored.
• No, I Still Haven't Seen **Insert Name of Movie Here**
• Why Is the Ghost of Christmas Future a Skeleton?  Isn't a skeleton the representation of something that is past?  Like, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Past?
• As Much as "Hoarders" makes me feel good about my house, it's not enough to compensate for how utterly sad and creepy gross it is.  I Can't Watch.
• Wacky-Tacky Nativity Scenes -- What's Not to Love?
• Teaching is Exhausting Awesomeness
• Whoever Invented the Cubicle is a very, very bad man.
• I'll let you have "God is Good" but you'll never convince me that God answered your prayer for a good parking space.  Even God has priorities.
• How many more days until **something that happens later** ?
• Waiting
• Three Wise Men
• Fifty Dumb Men
• If Frozen Yogurt battled Gelato in a cage match, who would win?
• Considering everything that was happening last year at this time, it's a wonder I'm still here.
• What does a Christmas List and War and Peace have in common?  I haven't started either one.
• I don't like Miracle on 34th Street or It's a Wonderful Life.  Do I need a Holly Jolly transfusion?
• Charlie Brown Christmas will always and forever be the best.  Rudolph runs a close second.
• Is there a book club for people who can't get past page 3 before falling asleep?
• I'm tired.