BOMP BOMP BOMP
Meanwhile, the sleepy burb of Slaughterville, Oklahoma has politely declined to change its name to Veggieville, despite PETA's promised donation of $20,000 worth of Veggie Burgers to the local school district. Another siren song gone terribly wrong (see Hostess Pies below), the residents were firing up the grill and giving away hot dogs while violins sawed away at Aaron Copland's Rodeo in the background.

Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Bomp. Bomp. Bomp.
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