FriSunDay Feast

It's never too late for a Friday's Feast, and hey, I'm all about leftovers...

Appetizer: Do your closer friends tend to be male or female? Why do you think that is?
First thought: Female
Second thought: Male
Third thought: It's a draw. However, the nice thing is that although I discuss some things with some people and other things with other people...We all get together (far too seldom) and have a great party. Go Superbowl 2006!!

Soup: If you could wake up tomorrow with a new talent, what would it be?
First thought: The talent of cleanliness and organization.
Second thought: The talent to always know where my car keys are hiding.
Third thought: The talent of the unbelievably incredibly fast metabolism.
Fourth thought: The talent of patience when I so often clearly have none.
Fifth thought: The talent to do a cartwheel. How DO people do them, anyway?
Sixth thought: The talent to always wake up tomorrow with a new talent. How much fun would that be?

Salad: Name a household cleaning item you would recommend to others
First thought: HA HA!
Second thought: HO HO!
Third thought: TinyTuna. She makes a great household cleaning item, especially when she's in trouble.
Fourth thought: Don't forget that when it comes to The Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush Flushable : DO NOT USE FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE!
Fifth thought: I am a loyal subject of the kingdom of Swiffer and also worship at the alter of the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

Main Course: What do you strive for in life?
First thought: No way am I going to dive off the deep end and drown in endless justifications.
Second thought: A Miss America "World Peace" answer is good enough for me.
Third thought: To always have two Mike's Hard Lemonades in my fridge. One for me, and one to share.

Dessert: On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, how funny do you consider yourself?
First thought: Funny enough to stay on the side of amusing without crossing over into the land of annoying.
Second thought: Numerically speaking, the only answer I could possibly have: Pi!!!!!!
Third thought: NOT mince.