Second best combination of objects found on a different shelf in a different basement bookcase:
1. One Holy Bible (King James Version)
2. Seven Dictionaries
3. One Thesaurus
4. Five hymnals of various denominations that I most likely, ahem, borrowed
5. One bottle of Peppermint Schnapps
6. One bottle of Butterscotch Schnapps
I can only guess that all that prayin' and spellin' makes you powerful thirsty.