As TinyTuna is sitting next to me in my office and she yelled, "Oooo Friday's Feast" I now present (what else?) Friday's Feast ... tag-team style.
Appetizer: How old were you when you got your first credit card?
GreenTuna: Probably 18.
Soup: When was the last time you felt out of place?
GreenTuna: When I lost my bookmark.
Salad: Did you have a curfew when you were a teenager? If so, what time did you have to be home?
TinyTuna: Don't write CRICKETS!
GreenTuna: I'm sure I did. Probably midnight.
Main Course: Name a person from history with whom you feel you have something in common.
TinyTuna: Thomas Paine.
GreenTuna: You had better explain that one
TinyTuna: He wrote things!
TinyTuna: And I write things!
TinyTuna: Is that OK?
GreenTuna: Jiminy. **crickets**
Dessert: When you read a newspaper, which section do you go for first?
TinyTuna: The comics!
GreenTuna: The comics!