Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Four Little Words

The following are a list of words you would most likely never hear me say in a sentence, unless I was describing somebody else, like, say, BSTuna, for example.

1. Cute
2. Brown
3. Shoes
4. Socks

1. I never use the word cute. Unless it is in reference to a baby animal.
Or a baby baby.
2. I do not wear dirt colors. Ever.
3. Shoes are of the devil, and I only wear them because it's cold outside, and society dictates that I do so.
4. Ditto. Socks' only redeeming quality is that they are hidden by pants.

So when I tell you that today I am wearing CUTE BROWN SHOES and SOCKS THAT TOTALLY, UTTERLY and REDUNDANTLY MATCH BOTH EACH OTHER AS WELL AS MY PANTS you should be quite astounded. Because I am. And it's true. And I'll most likely never say that sentence about myself again. Ever.


The holy shoes of cuteness. But mine are brown, not hot pink.

6 comments:

Gary said...

You must be buying the wrong socks if you don't like them!

These are the only kind I buy now... www.smartwool.com

TV Junkie said...

Yesterday, I wore an army green skirt with a brown shirt and brown boots. I looked at myself in the mirror and thought "when the hell did I start dressing like Mother Earth?". Today I have redeemed myself with black pants, lavender mock turtle neck and a black open shirt. I feel much better.

mensch71 said...

Huzzah! Movin' on up from Walmart shoes to Payless shoes. In snappy styles and colors. Seriously, I thought you were a different person when you were describing the "buckley thing". Post links so I can assess (and make sure that I haven't already purchased).

TV Junkie said...

*shoe envy*

Anonymous said...

SOMEONE KIDNAPPED MY SISTER - BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A TUNA, GREEN.
BSTuna

Anonymous said...

[falls off chair]

~grace