Wednesday, November 03, 2004
The Day After
It brings the complete package: The turd AND the bread
AND the lettuce AND the olive. Whereas Giant douche is ...
well ... just a giant douche.
"You Sir, are a turd sandwich."
"No! YOU'RE A TURD SANDWICH!"
I learned that I better get used to having to pick between
a douche and a turd sandwich, because that's usually the
choice I'll have.
Let's get out the vote!
Let's make our voices heard!
We've been given the right to choose
between a douche and a turd!
It's Democracy in action!
Put your freedom to the test!
A big fat turd or a stupid douche,
which do you like best?
It seems America is leaning towards the Turd Sandwich.
Canada, can I come sleep over at your house for awhile?