Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Glug Glug Glug

In an effort to think positively and not get sick, I am downing water faster than the Titanic. I'm currently on ounce sixty-eight, which means I'll float away shortly, while having wonderfully hydrated skin. I drink it as hot as possible, adding a bit of lemon at the end to cut the throat crud. Add to that the 47 Hall's Fruit Breezers I've had today, and you'll understand why I don't care if any of the rest of my students show up or not.

This is the part about being a singer that stinks.

5 comments:

Blog ho said...

hum?

TV Junkie said...

Hot & Sour soup. That cures everything.

Anonymous said...

Aw, man!
TVJ is right, you know.

, Grace

mensch71 said...

I was with you on the water consumption until you mentioned that it was hot. Ew. Save some Halls for me... home in 16 hours.

Margaret said...

Here's a recipe for you:

15 shakes of Tobasco
2 scrambled eggs
1/2 milk
1/4 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup gravy (in honor of Turkey Day)
1 Tsp Mayonaise
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
juice of one lime

salt to taste

Mix together let stand to room temperature (right before the bubbles start), then drink.

The effects of this will get your mind off your throat issues.

Worked for me!!