Friday, July 21, 2006

Friday's Feast

Barely past breakfast and it's time to feast? It's time to boldy go where no split infinitives have gone before...

Appetizer: Fill in the blanks: I _________ when I _________.
I verb when I verb? Poor verb number one. It's very existence depends on verb number two. Verbs need to assert their independence. Down with verb tyranny! End verb dependency! Stop the inhumanity! Oh....alright:
I love it when I get more cowbell.

Soup: Name something you use to make your home smell good.
Well, if we're talking good smells that exist for good smell's sake, we're talking cooking, and if we're talking cooking, there are too many good smells to pick one. Warm bread, sweet strawberries, roasted garlic, curry and PIE. If we're talking good smells that exist to defeat the power of unpleasant smells, it'd be a toss-up between a clean litter pan, a citrus candle, or the holy can of cinnamon. Personally, I'd rather go for the pie.

Salad: If you could receive a coupon for 50% off any product, what would you want it to be for?
A new car.

Main Course: Besides sleeping, what do you spend the majority of the hours of your typical day doing?
Being a smart ass.

Dessert: What can you hear right now while answering these questions?
The idyllic pounding of a jackhammer across the street, my boss typing on the typewriter in my office, and my iPod on shuffle. I need more cowbell.


mensch71 said...

Dammit. I was just about to post mine and realized that we have the same answers for 3 of 5. Stop thinking my thoughts ET.

Mama Duck said...

ROTFL!!! Great feast, mine's up as well!

Amanda Fernandes said...

Great Feast! A new car of your choice would be great.


Great appetizier and lovely soup.
Mine is up too.

ribbiticus said...

smart ass alright! lol! my feast is up! ;)

TC said...

Great feast! Mine is served too

nk said...

i about peed myself...i love it when i get more cowbell, indeed! ;)

what's on the ipod???

Bozoette said...

Definitely more cowbell. And pie!