Yesterday, at the birthday party for the nearly 7-year old fabulously weird NephewTuna, TinaTuna was chomping at the bit for us to get going there was a POOL, and where there is water, there shall she be in a bathing suit also.
When we got there, she found a huge inflatable chaise lounge sort of thing. It looked sort of like this
but was more ski-rampish and less curved to resemble any sort of body shape. TinyTuna looked it over for several minutes, trying to figure out which end was up and how to get on it.
"Which way does this go?" She yelled.
"What do you mean which way does it go?" I said.
"How do I get on it? Which end do I put my head and which end do I put my feet?"
I pondered for a minute and then said, "Well that all depends if your plan is to lounge at the pool or visit the gynecologist."