Normally I'm not annoyed by high priority email, but this particular one with all its
!!! SCARY RED EXCLAMATION POINTS !!!
was reminding me (and all the other supervisory worker bees) to return standard paperwork, just like we've done every other Wednesday for the past 15 years.
I was so tempted to not do it and feign surprise. "Today? Really? An email? Why I don't know how I could have missed it!!!!!!!! If only you had included FIVE EXCLAMATION POINTS and perhaps a decorative Ampersand you might have had better luck.