As over while waiting to buy super secret stuff at the fancy-shmancy chocolate shop:
Small Girl Who Might Be 3: (Loudly) "Daddy? Is Mom more mature than you?"
GreenTuna: (Thinking) "Don't pee your pants. Don't pee your pants. Don't pee your pants..."
Daddy: (Embarrassed because everybody in the entire store is laughing at him) "Well, I suppose so. I suppose Mom is more mature than I am."
Mom: (In a more mature sort of voice) "Honey, by mature do you really older?"
Small Girl Who Might Be 3: (Disgusted) NO!