I say ... And You Think:
10. 70 :: Happy Birthday!
9. Sisters :: Siblings
8. Anchor :: 's Away
7. Cow :: MOO!
6. Survival :: Well, there is that cow over there...
5. Ironic :: Eating the cow but jonesing for milk
4. Merits :: Deserves
3. Painting :: Gallery
2. Naturally :: Without Interference or Additives
1. Freeze :: Reeally cold. Like Ice Cream. (Wish that cow was still here)
This Topsy-turvy version of mutterings only seemed to work backwards. But, that's ok, because as you know, insanity and blatant rule-breaking is fairly commonplace in my world. I don't think anybody will mind too terribly much (except, maybe the cow).
Smile and nod and MOOOve along.
Yes, I'm milking this for all it's worth.
And yes, it's udderly ridiculous.
Insert your best 5th grade cow puns in the comments, and don't forget to mutter HERE.