I'm unsure as to whether I should chalk this one up to a quirky Valentine's Day sentiment or severe lack of sleep, but this afternoon as I was working with my students on the "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" duet from Annie Get Your Gun, every single time we got to:
"I could jump a hurlde"
My mouth always said:
"I could hump a jurdle."
I don't even know if jurdle humping is legal.