Today's best one-liner was uttered by TinyTuna today while playing the umpty billionth game of Clue on the previously hashed and rehashed Gameboy:
"Mom! I was right! I was right! I won the game!"
"Oh yeah, who did it?"
"REVEREND GREEN.....IN THE LIBRARY.......With the WENCH!
"I believe the word you are looking for is WRENCH. With an R."
"There's a BIG difference."
"Well...Well, he still DID IT."
"Evidently, he did."
Funny the magic one little letter can do.
Here's to hoping that in 2006 we might all be so lucky.