I say ... And You Think:
1. Money :: Hungry
2. Unhappy :: Happens
3. Joking :: Kidding. Maybe.
4. Chipmunk :: Cheeks
5. Date :: Hot
6. Slideshow :: Hours upon hours of entertainment (See #3)
7. Chicago :: Take the train for awesome architecture, shopping, food, and Seurat in the Museum of Art.
8. Lifetime :: You get one. Make it good.
9. Skid Row :: That would not be the way to do it (See #8)
10. Edward :: Scissorhands
Well, it's certainly not the chicks and bunnies and peeps edition, now is it?