Things I sent today via IM, chat, text, tweet or Facebook for which you have no point of reference:
- THERE WILL BE MURDER TODAY I HOPE YOU HAVE BAIL MONEY
- you would have thought it was Siberia
- I swear I just saw "speed peeing"
- I wondered why you were being so coy not to swear
- did you have to write lines and have it scratched into your hand ala Umbridge?
- why do you have to go to fire hazard class IF THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW?
- just calm your brain
- He knows we're genetically speedy people
- And rejoicing arose from Archangel Orville Reddenbacher
- Loud lady went to lunch
- Damn bird whistles better than I do
- As long as Russell Crowe isn't in it
- There's no business like snow business
- Go kill 'em, Sergei
- I'm sure we can hook you up
- Yes Master Yoda
More like this! It is like choose your own adventure!
This post was great fun.
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