Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Voices of the Internet



Things I sent today via IM, chat, text, tweet or Facebook for which you have no point of reference:

  1. THERE WILL BE MURDER TODAY I HOPE YOU HAVE BAIL MONEY
  2. you would have thought it was Siberia
  3. I swear I just saw "speed peeing"
  4. I wondered why you were being so coy not to swear
  5. did you have to write lines and have it scratched into your hand ala Umbridge?
  6. why do you have to go to fire hazard class IF THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW?
  7. just calm your brain
  8. He knows we're genetically speedy people
  9. And rejoicing arose from Archangel Orville Reddenbacher
  10. Loud lady went to lunch
  11. Damn bird whistles better than I do
  12. As long as Russell Crowe isn't in it
  13. There's no business like snow business
  14. Go kill 'em, Sergei
  15. I'm sure we can hook you up
  16. Yes Master Yoda
  17. and...post

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

More like this! It is like choose your own adventure!

MissMeliss said...

This post was great fun.