Holy Ghost 'too spooky'
Education bosses delayed plans to introduce new guidelines for religious education teachers which include warnings against using terms such as Holy Ghost - deemed too "trivial and spooky" for children.
Under the guidelines, schools will also be advised to take school trips to churches only when they are full - as the sight of the empty buildings may make pupils believe Christianity is irrelevant.
Most major religions feature in the list of dos and don'ts drawn up by education chiefs in Norfolk to prevent students being confused or alienated by religious terms.
And I have to say, I'm just not really following the logic. Take work for example. Just because I'm in a coma doesn't mean I think my job is irrelevzzzzzzzzzzzz...