Alternatives

If a $600 upside down tree is just too rich for your holiday blood, may I suggest a more fiscally responsible purchase? For the low, low price of $24.00, you can purchase your very own:


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Charlie Brown tree.

Thanks Urban Outfitters. Too bad you missed the whole point of the entire cartoon, which was to NOT spend a bunch of money on meaningless holiday decorations. My favorite part of the description:

The bendable branches allow you to make it look just how you want, super pathetic or just kind of pathetic.

What do you suppose it would mean if I made it super bendable, hung it upside down and then set it on fire? And, do you think this comes with instructions for assembly?

Link props to Boing Boing.