Q - R - S

Today's best one-liner was uttered by TinyTuna today while playing the umpty billionth game of Clue on the previously hashed and rehashed Gameboy:


"Mom! I was right! I was right! I won the game!"

"Oh yeah, who did it?"

"REVEREND GREEN.....IN THE LIBRARY.......With the WENCH!

"I believe the word you are looking for is WRENCH. With an R."

"Oh."

"There's a BIG difference."

"Well...Well, he still DID IT."

"Evidently, he did."



Funny the magic one little letter can do.
Here's to hoping that in 2006 we might all be so lucky.