I will fully admit that I am not a doughnut-a-holic. I will eat a doughnut on occasion, but I won't go out of my way to either purchase or eat one. Once in awhile, though, they're fine.
But THIS is going too far. I'm thinking if you have to have your doughnut and drink it too, there is a twelve-step program out there with your name on it.
Oh, and for you carb-counters out there: A 20 oz. double chocolate frozen drink thing has 740 calories and 160 carbs. That's probably equivalent of eating a herd of cattle.