TinyTuna is enjoying day camp this summer along with sixty or so other children and sixty billion mosquitoes. It just now occurred to me that today they (The Bear Group) are having a cookout instead of bringing a sack lunch.
Doesn't seem like it would be a problem, but I just had a flash panic attack. May the guiding spirit of Davy Crockett, Johnny Appleseed or some other outdoorsman (is there a camping God?) watch over her and make sure she doesn't yell
FIRE THE HO!!
When her marshmallow catches on fire.