Using a cunning defense that combines the rapier wit of Bart Simpson
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's no way you can prove anything
With the Lie-Your-Pants-Off strategy of Eddie Izzard
I was dead at the time! I was on the moon ... with Steve ...
Richard Hatch has told a judge that he thought the NETWORKS were responsible for paying his taxes.
Cake or Prison?