Thursday, March 24, 2005

THERE GOES PETER COTTONTAIL

FURTHER PROOF OF WORLD PEEP DOMINATION WAS REVEALED ON A LOCAL CHURCH BANNER:

EASTER BUNNY PANCAKE BREAKFAST, SATURDAY 9 AM

THE PEEP COLLECTIVE ENJOYS A LOVELY PANCAKE BREAKFAST, ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE BLUEBERRY. BUT THE MERE THOUGHT OF A BUNNY FLAVORED PANCAKE HAS PUSHED THE PEEPS TO A FRENZIED EXCITEMENT!

PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

(frenzied excitement)


THE EVIL PEEPS CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE EXPRESSION OF THE CHILDREN AS THEY DISCOVER THAT INSTEAD OF EATING WITH THE EASTER BUNNY THEY ARE EATING THE EASTER BUNNY WITH BUTTER AND MAPLE SYRUP. "WAITER, THERE'S A HARE IN MY PANCAKE!"

PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

(evil laughter)


THE PEEPS HOPE THERE WILL BE JELLY BELLYS FOR DESSERT.

PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

(Peep Tummy Rumbling for a Snack)

3 comments:

Bozoette said...

I knew I should NEVER HAVE CRACKED OPEN THAT PEEP EGG!!! ARGHHHHHH! LET THE RESISTANCE BEGIN!

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TV Junkie said...

You know, I noticed something odd in my neck of the woods. I was driving down the street the other day, and ... PEEEEEEP .. PEEEEEEEEEEP .. we interrupt this message .. PEEEEEP. Resistance is futile. PEEEEEEEEEEP