Monday, November 24, 2003

A LITTLE LIST, TAKE THREE

What more? Oh yes, here are more gripes and pet peeves...



Joe Millionaire And his horse. And Linda. And Paul. And Italy. And Texas, while we're at it.



Public Access TV The Cable Nazis are taking away one of my PBS stations this January, yet I have to suffer through approximately seven different public access channels. If I were three, I'd stamp my feet and yell "It's not fair!" Wait, why not?? *stamp*stamp* "It's not fair!" C'mon Cable Nazis...pleeeeze....show me some love.



The Weather When the high of the day comes at 6am, and you know it's all downhill from there.



My Right Foot It hurts. I don't know why. Maybe it's the weather.



Mince Meat Pie Mince Meat. I mean ewww. Dice a fruitcake, soak it in holiday sludge and toss it in a pie shell. It's craptaculalry gross, disgusting and vile.



Fruitcake See above. Smoosh mince meat into a bread pan. Bake several months until inedible. Wrap and give to someone you dislike. Run quickly.



Useless Catalogs I bought one online gift certificate for my younger brother several years ago. I have gotten every single Jos. A. Banks catalog since. Stop the madness!



Un-recyclable Recyclables What did blue glass and green glass ever do to anybody, and why can't I recycle it? For that matter, why can I no longer recycle plastic grocery bags? I have guilt here, people. Help me out. I'll even throw in a Jos. A. Banks catalog. Or three.

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