Sunday, November 16, 2003

WHAT A PARTY!

The setting: Post-church brunch at the local diner

The cast: GreenTuna, TinyTuna, UAT, LongLost Amigo DJTuna and Family Friends



GreenTuna: So, TinyTuna, what did you do in Sunday school today?

TinyTuna: We played charades.

GreenTuna: And this had to do with church how......?

TinyTuna: We all had to write down something from the bible and then draw a slip of paper and act it out. The one I had to act out was gross.

GreenTuna: Gross like what?

TinyTuna: Like this (finger across the throat motion)

GreenTuna: Beheading? Guillotine?

TinyTuna: Chopping off heads.

GreenTuna: Lovely.

TinyTuna: It's not my fault, I told you it was gross.



GreenTuna: So what was the thing from the bible you wrote down?

TinyTuna: Oh, it was really cool.

GreenTuna: Like what?

TinyTuna: The party of the Red Sea.

GreenTuna: The what??

TinyTuna: THE PARTY OF THE RED SEA.

GreenTuna: (unsuccessfully stifling large laugh) That's parting, my dear. The parting of the Red Sea.



The scene fades with general laughter and Congo-line singing....

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