Appetizer: Name something that helps you fall asleep
There can only be one answer to this question.
Behold! The sleeping chair of death!
I bought this chair when I was about 27 months pregnant with no signs of relief. It was back-ordered and then delayed, and it was the one time I remember my head spinning completely around while I used my fragile condition of impending motherhood to totally browbeat some poor sales associate into free delivery and assembling. Don't' mess with the overdue pregnant lady.
Soup: Who brings out the best in you?
Now how can I answer this question? It's like Bart and Lisa Simpson telling Maggie to "come to the one you love" and then watching her go up to the television and give it a big hug. Who brings out the best in me? I suppose it depends on the day, the activity, and how open I am to the insights and challenges others bring to my life.
Salad: What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Being neither a duck nor an Easy-Listening Top 40 ballad, I suppose what I like to do on a rainy day is stay inside and stay dry.
Main Course: Complete this sentence: In our home, we never have enough...
Winning lottery tickets and matching socks.
Dessert: Which shoe do you put on first?
The one I can find.
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