Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Haiku for the Fluffy Bunny



Who needs feet for luck?
All wishes are fulfilled by
giant fluffy threats.

With ears and feet that big
This rabbit won't even fit in
a standard sized Haiku.

Farmer McGregor
finally victorious.
Look! Dinner for twelve.


Yes, it's a real rabbit. Yes, they sometimes grow that big. But this guy makes Fabio look like a Scooby snack.

4 comments:

lifeonhold said...

OMG! That's some whole lot 'o bunny! I'm thinking Donny Darko here.

nk said...

holy lucky furry rabbit foot, batman!

Kat said...

His toes are bigger than my son's toes!

Travestine said...

I had a vision of Natalie Wood in the original (and I wish, only) version of "Miracle on 34th Street" saying "sometimes they grow that big, Mr. Gailey, but that's abnormal" with her serious little face.