I wanna be like you-oo-oo?

I'm too tired and cold and tired (did I mention tired?) to offer up anything of worth tonight. The best thing I have is that Ashlee Simpson and father what's his name-Wentz had their baby and named it Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

Ahem.

I think they really missed the boat here. If they truly wanted to saddle this kid with a dorky name and a lifetime of teasing, while still ensuring the initials spelled out some of importance to someone (in this case BMW), they should have tossed the Bronx and gone either for Bagheera or Baloo.