Thirteen Ways Barbie Has It Better Than I Do
Barbie Forever Dreamhouse1. Barbie: Mechanical washer and dryer with real spinning action
1. GreenTuna: Mechanical washer with the main control knob broken off meaning you have to break your fingers pushing it in and turning it, or go after it with a pair of pliers.
2. Barbie: A bedroom that transforms into a living room
2. GreenTuna: A bedroom that transforms into an unholy war between laundry and dust bunnies.
Oktoberfest Barbie3. Barbie: A Kick-Ass Bier-Frau dress with a lacy petticoat, long white stockings, black felt bustier, a low-cut blouse for cleavage display and ribboned-braids.
3. GreenTuna: Three pairs of hose with runs, black Pay-Less pumps with worn-out heels, hair too short to sustain braids, cleavage.
Barbie Magical Dance Castle
4. Barbie: A bed large enough to sleep nine.
4. GreenTuna: A bed which must accommodate cats jumping, sleeping and killing each other.
5. Barbie: A table the converts into a bed for triplets.
5. GreenTuna: HA! No triplets here. I win this round.
4. GreenTuna: A bed which must accommodate cats jumping, sleeping and killing each other.
5. Barbie: A table the converts into a bed for triplets.
5. GreenTuna: HA! No triplets here. I win this round.
Barbie Beach Glam Vehicle
6. Barbie: A separate vehicle. For the beach
6. GreenTuna: One rustbucket fits all.
7. Barbie: Car seats are removable and can be used as beach chairs.
7. GreenTuna: Car seats are permanent, but comes with decades of life-sustaining crumbs.
Barbie Beach Glam Pool!
8. Barbie: Pool
8. GreenTuna: Hose
9. Barbie: Gathers her friends around the pool (with slide and umbrella) for relaxation and fun!
9. GreenTuna: Hose
Barbie Fashion Fever Velvet Crush Couch
10. Barbie: Style AND Alliteration
10. GreenTuna: Chair. Lamp. Table. Not even a decent haiku.
11. Barbie: Fashionable and trendy detailing!
11. GreenTuna: Old, worn carpet detailed with hairy, shedding cats.
Barbie Three-Story Dreamhouse
12. Barbie: Gourmet-style kitchen with plenty of storage comes with all the popular conveniences
12. GreenTuna: Tiny kitchen comes with little tiny storage, but that's OK, because you don't have any food anyway. Convenience is the 7-11 down the street.
Barbie Hot Tub Party Bus
13. Barbie: RV, swivel driver's chair, sofa, refrigerator, microwave, built-in sink, entertainment center, flat-screen tv.
13. GreenTuna: Pile of matches to make a great big Barbie bonfire.
13 comments:
That....was SO FUNNY. I am stumbling it!
I LOVED this! What an imagination you have!
Mine's up!
So funny! I love the life-sustaining crumbs! We could survive in our van too because of those!
Too funny! Hose - that's what we have too. Love it.
hilarious
barbie doesnt have a cat. so you win the pet round too.
if it makes you feel better, i dont even have a hose
RE: #12: you have the car with life-sustaining crumbs (and dessicated french fries). No food prep!
Hilarious. I wish I had your sense of humor.
That was terrific! Very funny!
Bwhahaha...breath...hahahaha. GREAT LIST!! So creative! I will definitely be back!!!
You missed her tiny waist... that's what I envy!
Great idea!
Happy TT
Ah, but you win hands down becuase you're real!
Hooray!! Well done with the list! Now pat yourself at the back and suntan by the hose later today. :D
This was hilarious. Love it!
Good post. I loved my Barbie's "back in the day" and was sad when Girl quit playing with them.
Post a Comment