Wednesday, December 24, 2008

A Weft in the Holiday Time-Warp Continuum

What's wrong with this picture?

This is enough to make the Baby Jesus cry. I know times are hard. I know retailers are scrambling. But this doesn't make me sympathetic in the slightest, nor does it make me feel as if I should dash through the snow (currently rain) and plunk down my Christmas money on an After Christmas Sale before Christmas -- and said money -- even arrives. This annoying, laughable and insulting. I could be wrong, but I'm thinking that at noon on December 24th it isn't After Christmas anywhere, unless they somehow meant After Christmas (2007)

Nice try, Sears, but you're not getting my vote for Wiseman of the Year.

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