The dude is everywhere. The third most recognized advertising icon (behind Ronald McDonald and The Marlboro Man), The Jolly Green Giant has been a corporate Ho-Ho-Ho since 1925. How can you celebrate his Green Giantness?
How about a Jolly Green Giant Shooter
Equal parts of; Rum, Gin, Tequila, Blue Curacao, & Galliano
Hand swirl with ice & Strain into a Pony or Shot glass
Or a Green Giant Song
At the table, scowling at the veggies:
Yucky things like peas, like corn, like beans!
In the distance, jolly laughter echoes.
Do you pause to wonder what it means?
You are drawn to take a second helping,
By your stomach, of its own accord.
Is this produce from the Nation's heartland?
Or the valley of the veggie lord?
Green Giant! I see you, laughing in ecstasy!
Green Giant! Stay with me! I'll taste your broccoli!
Or you could perform you very own Jolly Green Giant Play!
Afterwards you might need another hit of The Green Giant
1 shot Lime Vodka
Mix just like you would a screwdriver, except substitute with lime vodka.
Or, maybe this Green Giant Health Drink
1 avocado, peeled, seeded and cubed
1 banana, peeled and cut into chunks
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1 Tablespoon honey
2 ice cubes
1 cup milk
All recipes and creative Green Giant entertainments taken from the web. I haven't sung them, acted them, drank them (or hurled them), so reader, beware!