For
The Friday Chef, I bring you the horrifying
truth about Cicadas. Their loud buzzing sound is Cicada-speak for
Kill the Humans, they eat small children, and a Cicada smoothie means instant death. Oh, and they can be genetically altered to look like Ryan Seacrest. Sorry,
TVJ. At the bottom of the web page it has a disclaimer about humor and "don't be stupid enough to believe anything on this page." That's just what they want you to believe. It's really Cicada-speak for "all your humans are belong to us!!"
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Lemme know if you need any of that shrink wrap stuff for Tiny Tuna's protection. Oh, wait .. I'd better let Grace know, too.
~TVJ~
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