Wow. Something new from my friends at the EMERGENCY EMAIL NETWORK. In an uncharacteristically caps not locked kind of way, they have invited me to go online and play Find The Terrorist.
Unfortunately, I am of no help today. I don't know any of these people, although candidate number five in the list could pass for darn near any college student on campus. As for the Fine Arts library -- it's empty, except for one sleeping beauty who dozes unawares not more than 3 feet from my shelving project.
This part of the job would be known as a perk.